The Confederacy of Xormir is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.541 billion Xormirians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Xormirian economy, worth 231 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,725 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,671 per year while the poor average 2,491, a ratio of 109 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is a serious problem. Xormir's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Xormir is ranked 240,068^th in the world and 200^th in Nova Alterra for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.66 percentage of bribes refused.