The Angry Blue Warbull of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bull Shat with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.89 billion Woonrocketeers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 12.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 6,202 trillion Cow Flops a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,785 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entomologists flock to Woon Cow City for its remarkable gadfly population, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Woonrocket, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and recognizing the Woonrocketian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woonrocket's national animal is the Blue Warbull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonrocket is ranked 3,635^th in the world and 47^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 20,676.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.