Population | 29.507 billion |
Capital | Woon Cow City |
Leader | Bull Bovinisto |
Faith | Bovinity |
Currency | Cow Flop |
Animal | War Bull |
The Angry Blue Warbull of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bull Bovinisto with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.507 billion Woonrocketeers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 5,153 trillion Cow Flops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,653 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, a video of Bull Bovinisto wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Woonrocket's national animal is the War Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bovinity.
Woonrocket is ranked 290,542nd in the world and 7th in Non Aligned Movement for Most Stationary, with 2.5281928264 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Woonrocket's influence in Non Aligned Movement rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Woonrocket was endorsed by The Republic of Imminently predictable.
- : Woonrocket ejected The Republic of Rainbow Sateru 59 from Non Aligned Movement.
- : Woonrocket's influence in Non Aligned Movement rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Woonrocket's influence in Non Aligned Movement rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Woonrocket was endorsed by The Republic of Welsh Guards.
- : Woonrocket ejected The Republic of TPI1 from Non Aligned Movement.
- : Woonrocket unsuppressed a post on the Non Aligned Movement Regional Message Board.
- : Woonrocket unsuppressed a post on the Non Aligned Movement Regional Message Board.
- : Woonrocket unsuppressed a post on the Non Aligned Movement Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » United Counties of Escanaba, Wabberjocky, WA Klopstock, Czechoslovakia 3, First Leopard Guard, Welsh Guards, and Imminently predictable.