The Republic of Wolfland is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Johan Karsprintian with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, fear of technology, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.395 billion Wolves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolf Forest. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wolven economy, worth 502 trillion wolfmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,894 wolfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Patriots insist that size does matter, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, insurers refuse to offer service to anyone within a mile of the coast, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfland's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Wolf Lord.

Wolfland is ranked 276,365^th in the world and 3^rd in WOLF Union for Smartest Citizens, with 17.73 quips per hour.