The Wincrestian Republic of Wintercrest Founder is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by The Revolutionary Leaders with an even hand, and renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 20.895 billion Wintercrest Founderians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterville. The average income tax rate is 44.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Wintercrest Founderian economy, worth 413 trillion Panda Skulls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,804 Panda Skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wintercrest Founder's national animal is the Still Slightly Alive Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zennyism-Piperism.

Wintercrest Founder is ranked 129,516^th in the world and 46^th in Wintercrest for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.