The Social Democratic Republic of Lbaniya is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Kaja Cápová with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.933 billion L'banians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodvinsk. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient E'banian economy, worth 812 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,845 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kaja Cápová's reputation is hard as nails, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lbaniya's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Lbaniya is ranked 198,274^th in the world and 32^nd in Wintercrest for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,620.19 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.