The Quarterback of Will Levis is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.152 billion Will Levisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Will Levisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion bronze nickels a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,221 bronze nickels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and international war crimes are good for business and business is booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Will Levis's national animal is the rockwarbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Will Levis is ranked 14,618^th in the world and 1^st in Tennessee Titans for Highest Average Incomes, with 182,221.72 Standard Monetary Units.