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Ingredere, et frui Prime Minister Machiavelli
Most Efficient Economies: 38thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 76thMost Devout: 93rd
The Trade Congolomorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Widgetalia

Population20.996 billion

CapitalWidgetalia City
LeaderPrime Minister Machiavelli
FaithHierarchigal Capitalisim

CurrencySawbuck
AnimalJungle Ferret

The Trade Congolomorate of Widgetalia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Machiavelli with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.996 billion Widgetalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Widgetalia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Widgetalian economy, worth an astonishing 11,482 trillion Sawbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 546,908 Sawbucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,308,151 per year while the poor average 40,451, a ratio of 81.8 to 1.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Widgetalia's national animal is the Jungle Ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hierarchigal Capitalisim.

Widgetalia is ranked 771st in the world and 31st in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,767.08 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 38thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 76thMost Devout: 93rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 96thMost Corrupt Governments: 168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 177thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 196thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 219thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 237thLargest Insurance Industry: 246thHighest Average Incomes: 253rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 287thLargest Mining Sector: 322ndLargest Retail Industry: 356thMost Subsidized Industry: 361stLargest Agricultural Sector: 461stHighest Economic Output: 467thMost Cultured: 510thMost Armed: 545thLargest Gambling Industry: 571stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 574thMost Scientifically Advanced: 685thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 825thMost Avoided: 834thLargest Governments: 964thLowest Crime Rates: 1,067thFattest Citizens: 1,074thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,334thRudest Citizens: 1,373rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,420thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,710thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,190thMost Patriotic: 2,467thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,358thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,755thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,760thSmartest Citizens: 8,945thLargest Populations: 9,364thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,457thTop
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Most Developed: 16,468thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,093rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,147th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Patriotic: 57th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 78th in the regionLargest Black Market: 122nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196th in the regionLargest Populations: 233rd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 418th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 613th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Widgetalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Widgetalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have.
  • : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
  • : Widgetalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
  • : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.

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