The Federation of Where None Live Long is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16 million Where None Live Longians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The strong Where None Live Longian economy, worth 754 billion lily of the valleys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,126 lily of the valleys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Where None Live Long's national animal is the blue ringed octopus, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Where None Live Long is ranked 187,322^nd in the world and 32^nd in The waters for Highest Average Incomes, with 47,126.87 Standard Monetary Units.