The Commonwealth of Whatsapi is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 178 million Whatsapians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Whatsapian economy, worth 6.06 trillion whatsapps a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,066 whatsapps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whatsapi's national animal is the whatsapp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whatsapi is ranked 93,556^th in the world and 134^th in Edoca for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.