The Kingdom of Western Vapia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Ulliveri II with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.477 billion Vapians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovigia. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vapian economy, worth a remarkable 7,578 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 389,080 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emperor Ulliveri II is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, tens of thousands of revelers have been arrested for trying to celebrate the recent world anniversary (Western Vapia has found 4 easter eggs), and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Vapia's national animal is the Alpine Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vapian Trinitism.

Western Vapia is ranked 9,866^th in the world and 398^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 90.63 on the Human Development Index.