The Free Land of WeedPind is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joey Wheelez with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 10.756 billion WeedPindians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorald. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The WeedPindian economy, worth 459 trillion Pinds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 42,686 Pinds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeedPind's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

WeedPind is ranked 22,407^th in the world and 1,215^th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,059.7 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.