The Dugelez Veur of Weebie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dugez Yseult Mizuki V Aelkaze with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.963 billion Weebs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plou Aerouant. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Weaboo economy, worth 869 trillion Yennegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,137 Yennegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Surfin' DVW" is a hit, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, and a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weebie's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Weebie is ranked 2,623^rd in the world and 2^nd in Japan for Most Developed, scoring 97.66 on the Human Development Index.