The Theocracy of Water Jug Empire is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 145 million Water Jug Empireans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The strong Water Jug Empirean economy, worth 6.75 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,538 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Water Jug Empire's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Water Jug Empire is ranked 156,857^th in the world and 4^th in Caca Toilet Super Deluxe Region for Most Developed, scoring 55.07 on the Human Development Index.