The Federal Republic of The Tro Zimoub Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Hyress with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.605 billion Tro Zimoubans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lugarcia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tro Zimouban economy, worth 600 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 166,672 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, the fattest folk in The Tro Zimoub Islands look to be the happiest ones, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it, and holy matrimony has been wedded to an unwieldy bureaucracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tro Zimoub Islands's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Tro Zimoub Islands is ranked 10,094^th in the world and 1^st in The Mood for Most Developed, scoring 90.5 on the Human Development Index.