The Feds and Washes of WashFed is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 2.368 billion WashFedians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish WashFedian economy, worth 51.2 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 21,602 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WashFed's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

WashFed is ranked 167,160^th in the world and 14^th in Enomenos for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.