The Imperium of Warrener is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Ritter with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.303 billion Warrenerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Werra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.9%.

The powerhouse Warrenerian economy, worth 478 trillion Throne Gelts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,215 Throne Gelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 353,179 per year while the poor average 26,681, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, and atheists on vacation find The Imperial Truth's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrener's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Imperial Truth.

Warrener is ranked 182,530^th in the world and 188^th in Fifth Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 325.09 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.