The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.437 billion Wallandans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 4,413 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,875 Wallabies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,014,580 per year while the poor average 98,870, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 60,575^th in the world and 1,315^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 642.89 pounds of wildlife per square mile.