The Free Land of Springwalla is a huge, safe nation, notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 499 million Springwallans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ennui. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Springwallan economy, worth 41.8 trillion Domars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,777 Domars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy", surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Springwalla's national animal is the lesser executive emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Springwalla is ranked 31,365^th in the world and 796^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 819.82 pounds of wildlife per square mile.