The Republic of Wall of Cake 287 is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning cake population. The hard-working population of 674 million Wall of Cake 287ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Wall of Cake 287ian economy, worth 29.8 trillion walls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,193 walls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake 287's national animal is the cake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wall of Cake 287 is ranked 201,707^th in the world and 1^st in Aperture science for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.