The Federation of Walentyna is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.821 billion Walentynans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The Walentynan economy, worth 120 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 42,708 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walentyna's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Walentyna is ranked 248,112^th in the world and 2^nd in Isolated isles for Smartest Citizens, with 21.82 quips per hour.