The Matriarchy of Waheyi is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mike Gravel with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 16.63 billion Waheyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of John F Kennedy. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Waheyian economy, worth 658 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,621 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Mike Gravel's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and Waheyians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waheyi's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Waheyi is ranked 150,205^th in the world and 421^st in Pacifism for Highest Poor Incomes, with 23,851.73 Standard Monetary Units.