The Earthen Nightmare of WA Security Golems is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Security Chief Ug with an iron fist, and notable for its burgeoning diplomatic immunity abuser population. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.771 billion Golems are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the subbasement security bunker. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The Golemite economy, worth 655 trillion WA Scrips a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 55,682 WA Scrips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of the subbasement security bunker, and Security Chief Ug has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. WA Security Golems's national animal is the diplomatic immunity abuser, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

WA Security Golems is ranked 123,840^th in the world and 1^st in WACP for Safest, scoring 71.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.