The Kingdom of Vladenisia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.878 billion Vladenisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Vladenisian economy, worth 250 trillion Vlads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 64,534 Vlads, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", the children of Vladenisia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Vladenisia's national animal is the Monke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vladenisia is ranked 191,749^th in the world and 2^nd in The south asian union for Safest, scoring 49.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.