The Sultanate of Vitedonitancianistan is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.641 billion Vitedonitancianistanians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The strong Vitedonitancianistanian economy, worth 260 trillion lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 46,233 lire, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,989 per year while the poor average 3,174, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vitedonitancianistan's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vitedonitancianistan is ranked 194,612^th in the world and 1^st in Dusk for Safest, scoring 48.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.