The Federal State of Virkgana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by State President Nikolay Kardishew with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.125 billion Virkganians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiew. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Virkganan economy, worth 534 trillion Virkganian rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,320 Virkganian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

An enormous health awareness programme is underway, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Virkgana's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Virkgana is ranked 27,509^th in the world and 1,945^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.28 law-abiding acts per hour.