The Dictatorship of Vincente Pinzon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ferdinand II with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.325 billion Vincente Pinzonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vincente Pinzonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion Bronze talons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 108,456 Bronze talons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, and savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vincente Pinzon's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Catholic.

Vincente Pinzon is ranked 27,869^th in the world and 58^th in Forest for Most Corrupt Governments, with 77.21 kickbacks per hour.