Population | 34.912 billion |
Capital | Sang City |
Leader | Damien Koschei |
Faith | Koscheism |
Currency | Koschei |
Animal | wolf |
The Empire of Veremur is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Damien Koschei with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.912 billion Veremurians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sang City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Veremurian economy, worth an astonishing 17,170 trillion Koscheis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 491,824 Koscheis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,277,197 per year while the poor average 28,057, a ratio of 116 to 1.
It's said that a Veremurian always pays his debts with significant compounding, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Veremur's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koscheism.
Veremur is ranked 28th in the world and 1st in Sol III for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,826.49 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Veremur, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Veremur, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
- : Following new legislation in Veremur, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
- : Following new legislation in Veremur, it's said that a Veremurian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
- : Following new legislation in Veremur, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
- : Following new legislation in Veremur, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Veremur was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Veremur, the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care.
- : Following new legislation in Veremur, the nation is under martial law.
- : Following new legislation in Veremur, the term "Native Veremurian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.