Population | 753 million |
Capital | Murky Camp Harbour |
Currency | gold bar |
Animal | Rudolph bat |
The Holy Lucky Pink Christmas of Woodlands is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 753 million Cyrinics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murky Camp Harbour. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cyrinic economy, worth 99.5 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 132,158 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Woodlands will pay them to stop, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woodlands's national animal is the Rudolph bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Woodlands is ranked 12,282nd in the world and 245th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Woodlands was endorsed by The Federal Commonwealth of Foredeland.
- : Woodlands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Woodlands was endorsed by The Federation of Eudemokratia.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
- : Woodlands endorsed The Dominion of Alboran.
- : Woodlands was endorsed by The Dominion of Alboran.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
- : Woodlands was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sardinia-Sicily.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Woodlands will pay them to stop.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 294 » Outer Sparta, The New Nordic Union, Agartia, Weltbeherrschung, Umeria, Kardjali, Armbruster, Regnum Italiae, Scutarie, Thracia Republic, Rary, Quentenia, Gorzi, The Oriental Empire, Slavonia and Srijem, Elisabethshagen, Icoland, The AbelLandia, Dauershire, Bastile, Raghallaigh, Maritzal, Thracia and Crimea, Bareu, Northern German Federation, Istastioner, Karnea, Invernessia, UGBK, Sicheslav, St Scarlett, Meropis, Imperium Anglorum, Kkorea, Ortigia, The Huge Golden Empire, Jahass, Ostermarch, Basque Dominion, Slavatania, Chronus, Etnon, Ombran, Agausia, Dunsteen, Irminsulia, Dark Matter, Zaznia, Elestansa, Druznia, and 244 others.Nardin, New Eestiball, Avalisk, Mynox, Wombelland, Wiener-Neustadt, Yahlia, Foudina, Franchya, Wyndland, Leistrona, Nea Europa, Delphia, Northern Socialist States, Aroale, Slovanov, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Red Bull Ring, Konewa, Sax, Leranditale, Yourope, Alsted, Iceagea, The Champions League, Balcem, Entians, Falvaard, Orsik, Skalliad, Puerto Thelosia, Cot Deviet, Scytharum, Lieges, Rome Ruzalls, The Templar Papal New State, The New Dawn Imperium, Salarnsia, Ventelia, Younizia, Cambany, Saarenmaa, Brakanistan, Superior Saxonia, Someseni, Ost-Scandinavia, HELLLLL, Walfo, Great Hanover, Ikarus, Greater Bahland, Ansington, The Asten Islands, Gliesetonia, Toinetopia, Reiserland, Flaminia, Kazachman, Slate adieu, Kallvetzia, Pinenses, Neurks Boodal, Galychia, Agatep, Leiningerland, Ottterland, Katuris, Nuweland, Greater Tiberia, Kronverg, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Iquerian, Cavonia, The United Lowerlands, Cheesystan, Union of the Golden Horde, EUA do Sul, Calicov, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Adharcaili, The Egeland, Drembler, Socialist Swanage, Orctavia, Norfland, Shatvily, Konzhov, Arsenial, The Full Moon, Brujstan, Greater Switzstria, LeikANsTo, New Genovia, Scivonia, Saint Asperes, Namsan, Leszno, Berlin and Hanover, Kluz, Fictiobourg, Artlantic Islands, Quincy, Santa Evita, Ultaverstin, Niemence, Society of Russian Freedom, Troyes islands, MagyaRomania, Soclania, DeNorSweLand, Gor Kebab, Ang Worspar, Spruce, Turkenia, Goudystan, Leblancroux, Apocalypse Borg, German Tyrane, Dipretorian, Southern Whateverlandia, Macedonian Yugoslavia, United Communes of Chile, Florand, Nikolenya, Great Clucky, Njordsund, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Spami, Super Happy Land, The OG Your Moms Mom, Heritagela, Der Weimar Republik, The New Palaces, The Atlantian Republic, Alpine Lands, Southern Inter-pret, The-British-Isles, Drussia, Kishniev, Josepania, Brunolian, New Vorarlberg, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Vientina, Narmocrana, Libertia0, Karelias, Carignanum, Sudlando, Germaniej, Lumiarae, East Ase Palmars, Iaepatius, Psikuta, Argenmenia, Lunder, Guahih, The Iron Khagnate, Liberalialand, Detek Lunesta Qok, Winterstein, An Clar, Gallifraey, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Amicities, Krinenia, Slavinorika, Nova Prussia, Astaraion, Noristoniaka, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Potatopelago, Selvanika, Land of Bobtopia, Novaspesia, Holy Europe Empire, Vurk, Convilla, Westkapelle, Schiaparelli, Zulrich, Coredona, Maubo, Westport and Holland, Adhria, Myanerus, Glael Clington, Zanthamun, Nova Espana, Libertian Communes, Kebabian States, Patrivus, Pioneer Pool, Leviggo, New Vardarland, Canovium, Flejan, Great Schwanien, Fliptastic, Zhotania, X Country, Yuriru, Villaggio della Foglia, Al-Habash Islamiyah, Cagadia, North of Americas, Valska, Osterreich-Deutschland, Delubia, Parsininsa, Robbonia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Saint Von Artemis, CSB SA Union, Undead Malavuk, Bananani, Gonadez, Caliarizomex, Greyrey, The Reformed Dutch State, Paldea, Communist-Denmark, Kalebo, Malyr and Haligovnia, Syringa, Viscland, Germannyyy, Western Balkania, Durlia, Smultronstalle, Reform City, Danthia, The Union of the German State, Bialopolska, Australian Luxembourg, Sunny Europe, Crucia, Costa Primera, Waffland, Saloncia, Sirius 2b, Saint Neots, Alboran, and Foredeland.