The Democratic Republic of CyberEgypt is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ryan with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.484 billion CyberEgyptians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CyberEgyptian economy, worth 714 trillion Egyptian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,354 Egyptian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CyberEgypt's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CyberEgypt is ranked 27,933^rd in the world and 1,059^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.