Rondelav Totik Filen King-Emperor Boris Welmington II
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 579thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 938th
The Monarchial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population5.625 billion

LeaderKing-Emperor Boris Welmington II


The Monarchial Empire of Varola is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King-Emperor Boris Welmington II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.625 billion Varolans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Administration and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varolum. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Varolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion Varoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,977 Varoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Varola, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varola's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ihdur.

Varola is ranked 19,625th in the world and 1,317th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 2,813.54 milliStalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 579thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 938thMost Influential: 1,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,430thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,258thLargest Governments: 2,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,474thHighest Average Incomes: 3,610thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,718thLargest Black Market: 3,813thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,826thLowest Crime Rates: 3,903rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,958thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,987thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,015thMost Developed: 4,979thMost Cultured: 5,561stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,779thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,210thSmartest Citizens: 6,519thMost Efficient Economies: 7,456thHealthiest Citizens: 8,512thMost Inclusive: 9,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,676thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,785thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,899thLargest Retail Industry: 10,928thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,476thHighest Economic Output: 11,544thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,843rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,540thMost Conservative: 15,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,438thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,251stMost Authoritarian: 19,625th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 120th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 129th in the regionLargest Black Market: 138th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 161st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 173rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 180th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 182nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 210th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 238th in the regionMost Cultured: 272nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 277th in the regionMost Developed: 292nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 358th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 363rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 375th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 393rd in the regionMost Influential: 424th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 456th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 513th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 529th in the regionMost Inclusive: 544th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 545th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 546th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 622nd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 672nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 724th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 871st in the regionRudest Citizens: 889th in the regionLargest Populations: 898th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 903rd in the regionMost Stationary: 1,017th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,112th in the region

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