The Allied States of Vanilla Bean3 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.223 billion Vanilla Bean3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vanilla Bean3ian economy, worth 163 trillion tails a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,613 tails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, Leader's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table', homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vanilla Bean3's national animal is the cat.

Vanilla Bean3 is ranked 239,819^th in the world and 5^th in Minecraft End Midlands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.13 percentage of bribes refused.