The Undead Lone Wolf of Vandoosa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sergeant Major Lilly Zaiveria with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.287 billion Youkai are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Youkai economy, worth a remarkable 6,390 trillion Ceks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 688,162 Ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Sergeant Major Lilly Zaiveria on Vandoosa's coulrophobia epidemic, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa's national animal is the Faerie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Shvonkism.

Vandoosa is ranked 114^th in the world and 1^st in eastern monarchist allience for Highest Average Incomes, with 688,162.49 Standard Monetary Units.