The Constitutional Monarchy of Vamere is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.247 billion Vamereans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Environment and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vamerean economy, worth 180 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 144,633 kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 886,080 per year while the poor average 10,361, a ratio of 85.5 to 1.

Factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is almost non-existent. Vamere's national animal is the stag, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vamere is ranked 18,147^th in the world and 12^th in Edoca for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.