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I am the Cheese... No wait, I mean the Senate! Emperor Wallace
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,204thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,085thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,998th
The Mystic Galactic Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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Valeania

Population2.835 billion

CapitalNew Amystia
LeaderEmperor Wallace
FaithCheeseism

CurrencyMaro
AnimalEagle

The Mystic Galactic Empire of Valeania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wallace with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.835 billion Valeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amystia. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Valeanian economy, worth 342 trillion Maroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,884 Maroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime is totally unknown. Valeania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cheeseism.

Valeania is ranked 237,013th in the world and 5,011th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 7.93 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,204thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,085thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,998thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,600thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,711thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,900thHighest Food Quality: 16,787thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,402ndMost Inclusive: 18,137thMost Cultured: 19,017thNicest Citizens: 20,159thHealthiest Citizens: 20,277thLargest Retail Industry: 21,114thBest Weather: 22,268thSmartest Citizens: 22,708thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,789thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,177thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,955thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,520thLargest Black Market: 25,085thHighest Average Incomes: 25,897thMost Developed: 26,136thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,158thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,283rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,529th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 248th in the regionTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 433rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Valeania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Valeania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Valeania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Valeania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Valeania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Valeania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Valeania's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Valeania's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Valeania's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Valeania was refounded in Osiris.

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