The Mystic Galactic Empire of Valeania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wallace with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.835 billion Valeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amystia. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Valeanian economy, worth 342 trillion Maroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,884 Maroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime is totally unknown. Valeania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cheeseism.

Valeania is ranked 237,013^th in the world and 5,011^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 7.93 Obesity Rate.