The Pirate Haven of Vagabond Valley is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Flash Dove with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.421 billion Vagabonds enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ledatic. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vagabond economy, worth a remarkable 1,724 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,597 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, war vets look after war animals, and populations of two-headed grizzly bears have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vagabond Valley's national animal is the grizzly bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vagabond Valley is ranked 10,068^th in the world and 565^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,581.48 pounds of wildlife per square mile.