The MT Army Protector of USU33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning Vippertooth Dragon population. The hard-working, democratic population of 30.549 billion USU33ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 32.5%.

The USU33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,304 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,686 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent. USU33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

USU33 is ranked 235,950^th in the world and 1^st in United soviet union for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.18 on the Bus Surprisal Index.