The Republic of USEA Peoples is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.612 billion USEANS are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong USEA Peoplesian economy, worth 115 trillion Singapore Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 71,805 Singapore Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,528 per year while the poor average 17,504, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, organ donation is compulsory, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. USEA Peoples's national animal is the the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

USEA Peoples is ranked 249,712^th in the world and 73^rd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.