The Republic of US Dollar is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.49 billion US Dollarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The powerhouse US Dollarian economy, worth 117 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 79,069 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. US Dollar's national animal is the currency, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

US Dollar is ranked 88,686^th in the world and 7^th in US Treasury for Highest Average Incomes, with 79,069.87 Standard Monetary Units.