The Provinces of Upro is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Thomas More with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, devout population of 48.047 billion Uproans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopian Province. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Uproan economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion Polar Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,291 Polar Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Upro's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utopianism.

Upro is ranked 62,995^th in the world and 13^th in Arctic for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,501.94 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.