The Christmas Nationstates of IHateRights is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.22 billion Rightians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No Right. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Rightian economy, worth 427 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,891 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, it's best not to ask what goes into No Right Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across IHateRights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IHateRights's national animal is the Heyna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Facism.

IHateRights is ranked 280,155^th in the world and 6,189^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 29.14 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.