The Great Republic of United Zealandic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marco Dura with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.944 billion United Zealandicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurorium. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zealandicians economy, worth a remarkable 2,725 trillion Zealiums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,502 Zealiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, Dark Winged Eagle is one of the most popular forenames in United Zealandic, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime is totally unknown. United Zealandic's national animal is the Dark winged eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Zealandic is ranked 282,574^th in the world and 212^th in Roses Without Thorns for Safest, scoring 6.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.