The Empire of Sergey1 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Сергей Первый with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 1.839 billion Sergey1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of СергейСити. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sergey1ian economy, worth 234 trillion Рублиs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,552 Рублиs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sergey1's national animal is the Волк, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Светское государство.

Sergey1 is ranked 218,882^nd in the world and 4,994^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.