The Bisexual Dolphins of Oceanica Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Carl Mark with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.063 billion Oceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth 940 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,711 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanica Empire's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Oceanica Empire is ranked 286,385^th in the world and 6,153^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.