The Most Serene Republic of Unifying Nations is a mid-sized, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 93 million Unifying Nationsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Unifying Nationsian economy, worth 826 billion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,892 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unifying Nations's national animal is the elephant.

Unifying Nations is ranked 79,272^nd in the world and 1^st in Trading Cards for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 37.41 on the Bus Surprisal Index.