The Free Land of Unicornsia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sia Unicorn with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.807 billion Unicornsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicon. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Unicornsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion Unicoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 178,200 Unicoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, billions of Unicoins are spent to take high-quality photos of the Unicorn Nebula, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unicornsia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unicornism.

Unicornsia is ranked 141,456^th in the world and 6,437^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.1 kickbacks per hour.