The Republic of Unicorn Pizza is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.891 billion Unicorn Pizzans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.

The powerhouse Unicorn Pizzan economy, worth 140 trillion pizzas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 74,414 pizzas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,516 per year while the poor average 7,749, a ratio of 49.9 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", children have only the most basic of education, the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Unicorn Pizza's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unicorn Pizza is ranked 41,809^th in the world and 2,337^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 51.11 kickbacks per hour.