The Allied States of Undertake43 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.419 billion Undertake43ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.6%.

The strong Undertake43ian economy, worth 222 trillion tails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,006 tails, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, Undertake43ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Undertake43's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Undertake43 is ranked 177,130^th in the world and 370^th in neck for Most Secular, with 16.86 Atheism Rate.