The Republic of Ulm-Memmingen-Eire is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 720 million Ulm-Memmingen-Eireans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Ulm-Memmingen-Eirean economy, worth 33.2 trillion Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,124 Ducats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,274 per year while the poor average 2,891, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ulm-Memmingen-Eire's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ulm-Memmingen-Eire is ranked 294,204^th in the world and 459^th in Swabian autonomous region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.