The Republic of Ulm-Memmingen-Botswana is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.342 billion Ulm-Memmingen-Botswanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ulm-Memmingen-Botswanan economy, worth 41.2 trillion Ducats a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,697 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm-Memmingen-Botswana's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm-Memmingen-Botswana is ranked 229,441^st in the world and 3^rd in Noun for Largest Populations, with 1.34 billion capita.