Population | 13.719 billion |
Capital | Cul |
Leader | Bologog Gro-Nolob |
Currency | Khack |
Animal | Vulcher |
The Slave Empire of Ulkar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bologog Gro-Nolob with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.719 billion Ulkarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Ulkarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,976 trillion Khacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,871 Khacks, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Ulkar, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulkar's national animal is the Vulcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ulkar is ranked 129,388th in the world and 5,432nd in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,300.63 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ulkar's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Ulkar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Ulkar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Ulkar's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Ulkar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Ulkar, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in Ulkar, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Ulkar.
- : Following new legislation in Ulkar, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Following new legislation in Ulkar, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
- : Following new legislation in Ulkar, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Ulkarian military.